El hombre es como el oso
Entre más feo más hermoso
Por eso a mí no me importa que tú seas tan horroroso

POBRECITA YO

Pobrecita yo que pena me doy
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

Pobrecita yo, que solita estoy
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

Consuéleme usted, tenga la bondad,
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

Pues soy tan pequeñita
Y tan desgraciadita
Que necesito que me quieran de verdad
Con un cariño intenso, con un amor inmenso
Que me consuele en medio de mi soledad
(Coro)
Dale que dale, dale fuerte
Que no deje de llorar

Dale que dale, dale fuerte
Que no deje de llorar

Pobrecita yo que pena me doy
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

Pobrecita yo, que solita estoy
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

Consuéleme usted, tenga la bondad,
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

Pues soy tan pequeñita
Y tan desgraciadita
Que necesito que me quieran de verdad
Con un cariño intenso, con un amor inmenso
Que me consuele en medio de mi soledad.

“I finally got my ass to rehab”

They finally got me into rehab
They say, go, go, go
I smoked so much crack
My lungs are turned black
Said, whoa, whoa, whoa
I guess it’s probably time
Cuz my daddy says I’m dying
It’s time to get my ass to rehab
No more blow, blow, blow

I won’t live to see old age
I keep throwing up all over the stage
And I better get cleaned up by the Grammys
But I ain’t slept in nearly seven days
I must’ve popped too many pills
Cuz the doorbell rang
And there was Dr. Phil

I got my sorry ass to rehab
They said, go, go, go
Yes, I done smack
But now I’m on track
Makes some dough, dough, dough
I think I’ll be fine
But I sure could use a line
It’s pretty hard to find in rehab
They say, no, no, no

De Hedwig And The Angry Inch

Letra:

Stephen Lynch (singing Gay):

Here we are dear old friend
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been and and tears have been shed
Maybe the whiskey’s gone to my head

But if I were gay
I would give you my heart
And if I were gay
You’d be my work of art
And if I were gay
We would swim in romance
But I’m not gay
So get your hand out of my pants

It’s not that I don’t care–I do
I just don’t see myself in you
Another time, another scene
I’d be right behind you if you know what I mean

‘Cause if I were gay
I would give you my soul
And if I were gay
I would give you my whole being
And if I were gay
We would tear down the walls
But I’m not gay
So won’t you stop cupping my… hand

We’ve never hugged
We’ve never kissed
I’ve never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop your drawers